So, if you’re from Texas or Alabama or Florida, you’ll probably be laughing at this blog post. If you’re from Tennessee, you’ll probably laugh at this blog post. Cripes. If you’re from Northern Illinois, you’re laughing at this blog post. You have to understand. I live in Wisconsin. And not just anywhere in Wisconsin, along Lake Michigan. In central Wisconsin. It’s cold here. And we do actually have a summer for about six weeks, but it’s what the south would say is a cool summer. It takes some getting used to. But once you adjust, the heat of the south feels…like…unbearable. It’s so hot there. So hot. So how do you beat the heat of the south? And not just the heat, but the God awful humidity? Here’s how us northerners do it.